The Lord, alas, was not willing to catch a fallen member of His flock in Tennessee. Wate.com reported that a churchgoer is suing Lakewind Church in Knoxville after he fell and cracked his noggin amid a heady dalliance with the Holy Spirit.
"I was just asking God," he explained. "I wanted to have a real experience. It's like you faint." He said pastors should have made sure someone caught him - and a year of pain later he's had enough. "There's no amount of money that can compensate for what's happened to me," he said - but he reckons $2.5m (£1.3m) wouldn't go amiss.
If the whiff of spirits of a less holy nature hang over that tale, that's nothing compared with the reek of marijuana that police dogs detected in home-made biscuits delivered to a police station in Texas.
Metro reported that a youth who baked the cosmic cookies on behalf of Mothers Against Drunk Driving was arrested after tests also indicated the presence of LSD in the biscuits. He later admitted a friend "might" have been smoking pot while he was baking.
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