"I think me killing rats with a poker and rocks around the campfire was more interesting. Granada didn't show it because of the RSPCA."
John Lydon at the end of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!.
"Philanthropy is becoming a covert branch of government. Looking at Britain's charitable sector in 2004, Joseph Rowntree might have good reason to fret."
Paul Barker, senior research fellow at the Institute of Community Studies
"Do you do voluntary service? If yes, add two years."
From university professor Dr David Demko's research into how to improve your life expectancy.